I couldn't find the cough syrup
   I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me to be the most civilized music in the world. 
                                                                                                                                                                          Peter Ustinov

              The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
             The clerk says,   "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for
             his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of
             laxative." "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
                        "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
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